Failing that, gay bars are worth a try.
Maybe this is a sign we should be lowering our carbon footprint.
Lesbians are kinkier and druggier.
It tells the story of an orphan, Li Ming, who comes to a little island and learns how to plant herbs from a botanist.
Her tools of spanking were her hand or a leather strap, both of which she could use very well! Most of them are heavily weighted toward men, but you might find some with a regular lesbian night.
If they're persistent, be firm -- once you've told them no, you shouldn't have to continue to invest yourself in shielding them from reality.
The experience taught me more lessons than I could ever have imagined! Get to know each other.
For everyone else, take the long term view and form lasting friendships in your local lesbian and bisexual community.